Sunday, 18 February 2007

sharon stone, you fucking genius



there are so few things more alluring and exotic than sharon stone. sequoia and the avignon fragrances by commes des garcon and soft pink truth remixes of bjork songs are some of the very few things.

basic instinct 2 is a true masterclass of everything she is good at. the film is drenched in genius, right down to the amazing script with lines from sharon's paralised passenger like "i can't move" to which sharon anwers, "you dont need to, you're in a car"

admittedly if sharon isn't in a thriller, she is shit beyond belief, but if there was going to be someone on this earth that made me kill several people and wind up in a mental institution, purely for kicks, i would want her to be the person that put me there

hopefully soon basic instinct 2 will be reassessed for the genius that it is. it has the best car crash in cinema history (and that is just the opening), an ice pick, a lighter in the shape of big ben and another in the shape of the gherkin, and a nude fight in a spa

so sharon, keep up the good work, as you did in berlin last week with your crazy 'racsim'. we are already queuing for the next installment. Keep looking good (you make demi moore look like kathy bates, such great work) and dressing like you killed most of what you are wearing and just draped it over your shoulder



music for today: rosanna by toto


another truly underused film starlet. thanks again for the best rom-com in the 80s, or whatever they became in that golden era of cinema

2 comments:

Lily said...

what the hell is going on in that top photo? Is that a breast or a flesh rock?

Stuart said...
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