Friday, 17 October 2008


so, best news this century, finally she is going to leave that dick guy ritchie

BUT don't go back to new york. imagine how shit it will make london, just imagine. who will be left here? fuckin NO ONE?

Thursday, 4 September 2008

what next?

arnie for governor
paris for president
and now sarah connor for vice-president


Friday, 29 August 2008

enough already

is this a madonna concert or something?


Wednesday, 20 August 2008

yma sumac

go you fucking good thing

last weekend my friend pog re-introduced me to the wonder of this amazing woman. yma sumac is an influence on everyone you could ever want to like.
she is the diamanda galas you can play at dinner parties andthe video above was directly ripped off by kate bush in her sensual world video.

yma sumac recorded an extraordinarily wide vocal range of more than four octaves, from B2 to C♯7 (approximately 123 to 2270 Hz). she can sing notes in the baritone register as well as the range of a soprano. watch the video for chuncho (the forest creatures) to see

she is also believed to be a direct descendant of the last incan emperor

sadly yma is now holed up in an old people's home in LA, adn will never perform again

what a fantastic week. new david byrne and brian eno album AND yma sumac we just have to hope someone will kill kimberly stewart

Friday, 23 May 2008


twenty bucks to anyone who drops a canonball on david cameron. stupid wanker. or pours acid down his throat to get rid of the fuckin voice. another 20 bucks if you take out boris too. look at that tie, complete disgrace


Monday, 21 April 2008

nice one fatso

so the papers were today flooded with sob stories about john prescott suffering from bulimia

care factor

what a brave man telling his country in such an honest way

keep it to yourself pig, just like those 35 big macs each day on the way home

just the thought of seeing him 'sup' on a can of condensed milk whilst eating 2 packets of biscuits makes my stomach turn. take a look in the mirror next time you need to purge

Sunday, 20 April 2008

we all know she is a cunt now...

but she gave so much goodness

and david banda is very cute

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Wednesday, 16 April 2008

get happy

so we all know work can be a drag. jesus. and sometimes you find you have had to cut out kelly osbourne's grossly over-sized head one too many times. something smiling back at you always helps, especially if it isn't just a crumby happy face biscuit

this week totoro landed on my desk. but unfortunately he will only be there for a few days before he jets off to spend his life with chloe

he puts a smile on everyone's dial

i am not too sure what you would think though if a massive one rocked up to your window like this. my mum used to say when i asked her if she would freak out if she woke up to find E.T. in her room (don't even ask me where such questions came from), that, no she wouldn't.
AS IF, i would flip

E.T. aside, buy instant happiness here:


hi everyone

ok i thought i'd kick this thing up the arse and get some more opinions out there

please don't unlink to this page, or i will come round to your house and rub my clown make-up off on your clean pillow slips. that wouldn't be very nice would it

we all know clowns rule, and that pierott is the best one to have ever lived. and it's nice that goldfrapp is taking inspiration from him, but madonna did it first. boring. italians do it better too