tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83640551789190714052024-03-14T05:27:04.056+00:00my opinionstell me your troubles and obsessions and i'll post my opinionguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-39489852488018266762008-10-17T15:39:00.003+00:002008-10-17T15:51:35.849+00:00NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgal5NvZRT7mG5IIrscytgmrP-gHyL-cGHNm5FCcgKUTmMFrwvuPHHmwQcBOPGx1tyhEZoVSsHt2LYSS-MRc4X_ify7I0y0tZ0CVtMtqBd-wuSJAWuyL2mWTICVJGX_5NIoSHEpaMfN4Ao/s1600-h/untitled.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgal5NvZRT7mG5IIrscytgmrP-gHyL-cGHNm5FCcgKUTmMFrwvuPHHmwQcBOPGx1tyhEZoVSsHt2LYSS-MRc4X_ify7I0y0tZ0CVtMtqBd-wuSJAWuyL2mWTICVJGX_5NIoSHEpaMfN4Ao/s400/untitled.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5258147918532035458" /></a><br /><br />so, best news this century, finally she is going to leave that dick guy ritchie<br /><br />BUT don't go back to new york. imagine how shit it will make london, just imagine. who will be left here? fuckin NO ONE?guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-74781879820231063372008-09-04T08:14:00.002+00:002008-09-04T08:14:58.366+00:00what next?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUmLYM5C14mNCPNPkonprgOokS2oUMgyl6jk0c07z3_NQhXugQiU5BjcBL1SuVgOa9DTuOCJfBuum71wW2fTgO521ERyWkRb-BV9qkuxPTd-2hdtdbyszWY7gqlwaKbf8l30-B1WMMz6LP/s1600-h/pp185x_390911a.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUmLYM5C14mNCPNPkonprgOokS2oUMgyl6jk0c07z3_NQhXugQiU5BjcBL1SuVgOa9DTuOCJfBuum71wW2fTgO521ERyWkRb-BV9qkuxPTd-2hdtdbyszWY7gqlwaKbf8l30-B1WMMz6LP/s400/pp185x_390911a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242076679658046146" /></a><br /><br />arnie for governor<br />paris for president<br />and now sarah connor for vice-president<br /><br />AMERICA RULZguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-71211151534326233362008-08-29T16:07:00.003+00:002008-08-29T16:08:12.814+00:00enough already<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeI_OlqHvUR0s4eCxtcs1OkZVhmrAQMLMUsHR7y6O38BdF3XiJ1Z3LwgnMEJyTsSPXQUpPXBdblLlBdXMo_XUFAxXRsU5RY_5NL6ib-6RexPw_bFly4dj_VHeXOVJsCCuy2CcVIr2agM0O/s1600-h/obama-hillary.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeI_OlqHvUR0s4eCxtcs1OkZVhmrAQMLMUsHR7y6O38BdF3XiJ1Z3LwgnMEJyTsSPXQUpPXBdblLlBdXMo_XUFAxXRsU5RY_5NL6ib-6RexPw_bFly4dj_VHeXOVJsCCuy2CcVIr2agM0O/s400/obama-hillary.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239972020336414498" /></a><br /><br />is this a madonna concert or something?<br /><br />SHUT THE FUCK UP!guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-81403554383988871782008-08-20T07:24:00.002+00:002008-08-20T09:20:16.160+00:00yma sumac<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1KprLT-JxPY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1KprLT-JxPY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />go you fucking good thing<br /><br />last weekend my friend pog re-introduced me to the wonder of this amazing woman. yma sumac is an influence on everyone you could ever want to like. <br />she is the diamanda galas you can play at dinner parties andthe video above was directly ripped off by kate bush in her sensual world video. <br /><br />yma sumac recorded an extraordinarily wide vocal range of more than four octaves, from B2 to C♯7 (approximately 123 to 2270 Hz). she can sing notes in the baritone register as well as the range of a soprano. watch the video for chuncho (the forest creatures) to see<br /><br />she is also believed to be a direct descendant of the last incan emperor<br /><br />sadly yma is now holed up in an old people's home in LA, adn will never perform again<br /><br />what a fantastic week. new david byrne and brian eno album AND yma sumac ...now we just have to hope someone will kill kimberly stewartguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-14331022996919834882008-05-23T11:05:00.003+00:002008-05-23T11:54:51.728+00:00MONEY UP FOR GRABS !!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeuBFXvE4qQuryFRmYuPieUAzC5vOhaosYL6IBFdrmRA4sxsaU57Bnh19rjCq2Oj6mkpwVT-icMo1YBqQAECl5ayKGpu82SOX-Fokc_btqNkuZhnGQQEc7u4Yf_hhUrKNop31Jb7-rX9LD/s1600-h/boris_johnson_and_david_cameron.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeuBFXvE4qQuryFRmYuPieUAzC5vOhaosYL6IBFdrmRA4sxsaU57Bnh19rjCq2Oj6mkpwVT-icMo1YBqQAECl5ayKGpu82SOX-Fokc_btqNkuZhnGQQEc7u4Yf_hhUrKNop31Jb7-rX9LD/s400/boris_johnson_and_david_cameron.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203529931511063842" /></a><br /><br />twenty bucks to anyone who drops a canonball on david cameron. stupid wanker. or pours acid down his throat to get rid of the fuckin voice. another 20 bucks if you take out boris too. look at that tie, complete disgrace<br /><br />london=jokeguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-33277217214731813592008-04-21T21:56:00.003+00:002008-04-21T22:04:45.707+00:00nice one fatso<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhv4FgoWvpuEiyU4HXh9bHrgUlGme_LwaZILesvKrjyXMmlTfFNJnNX6EY1tpwV5KrbTbI_URZJCIVI4OZQweyuNkzKIvFwVm2-tp-5tSn2XcwaJAuFcbWagH2Dv8FUExWk3BPj_2ONnc50/s1600-h/prescott.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhv4FgoWvpuEiyU4HXh9bHrgUlGme_LwaZILesvKrjyXMmlTfFNJnNX6EY1tpwV5KrbTbI_URZJCIVI4OZQweyuNkzKIvFwVm2-tp-5tSn2XcwaJAuFcbWagH2Dv8FUExWk3BPj_2ONnc50/s400/prescott.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191821093142192690" /></a><br /><br />so the papers were today flooded with sob stories about john prescott suffering from bulimia<br /><br />care factor<br /><br />what a brave man telling his country in such an honest way<br /><br />keep it to yourself pig, just like those 35 big macs each day on the way home<br /><br />just the thought of seeing him 'sup' on a can of condensed milk whilst eating 2 packets of biscuits makes my stomach turn. take a look in the mirror next time you need to purge<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhv4ePo9iSR_CTQW8nu1F1Xx0oYsSsrEkH1qjyutqL70Q0rz-mgQ0b0lmTN10psGjAVSpOZuPFkhb8iem4wF8Y8CT3fDHL-bxnjHJQ32EJPpK0BIfy-pzhuEVfeuirUihL3aQUfaXxWpylH/s1600-h/jabba.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhv4ePo9iSR_CTQW8nu1F1Xx0oYsSsrEkH1qjyutqL70Q0rz-mgQ0b0lmTN10psGjAVSpOZuPFkhb8iem4wF8Y8CT3fDHL-bxnjHJQ32EJPpK0BIfy-pzhuEVfeuirUihL3aQUfaXxWpylH/s200/jabba.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191822428877021762" /></a>guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-22176810114644628482008-04-20T01:58:00.003+00:002008-04-20T02:15:39.359+00:00we all know she is a cunt now...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuDYtwQppx8KuX4p-48S3grrnRwqHxxVA5ETeCUyaPrc8PBP27-1-5PBVczvNa7HoeOvKCeKWrpwDCNahchnaZ9PkSyMnL3braa98yWRJRD9sU4FYJRd72x9pdpgYIaOGtUmWhryyWw2tT/s1600-h/truth-dare-tongue.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuDYtwQppx8KuX4p-48S3grrnRwqHxxVA5ETeCUyaPrc8PBP27-1-5PBVczvNa7HoeOvKCeKWrpwDCNahchnaZ9PkSyMnL3braa98yWRJRD9sU4FYJRd72x9pdpgYIaOGtUmWhryyWw2tT/s400/truth-dare-tongue.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191145232793526818" /></a><br /><br />but she gave so much goodness<br /><br />and david banda is very cute<br /><br />join the group if you favour facebook:<br />http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14788264803<br /><br />justifiedguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-85264924698004535062008-04-16T18:46:00.003+00:002008-04-16T22:09:58.731+00:00get happy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimuzj2HneUWvhqusLsTsI_xCVBUf_8Y5QUt_GJQtGVbFqrVfbhPd7wEvsNR121S-S_6yq4vdew_a__25JJz835v7Q6c5R7DSBNL9npLiXE32tqj5N00LWfenBQCbu6A93DRdhnOz-mVlUW/s1600-h/Totoro2.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimuzj2HneUWvhqusLsTsI_xCVBUf_8Y5QUt_GJQtGVbFqrVfbhPd7wEvsNR121S-S_6yq4vdew_a__25JJz835v7Q6c5R7DSBNL9npLiXE32tqj5N00LWfenBQCbu6A93DRdhnOz-mVlUW/s400/Totoro2.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189916699507917698" /></a><br /><br />so we all know work can be a drag. jesus. and sometimes you find you have had to cut out kelly osbourne's grossly over-sized head one too many times. something smiling back at you always helps, especially if it isn't just a crumby happy face biscuit<br /><br />this week totoro landed on my desk. but unfortunately he will only be there for a few days before he jets off to spend his life with chloe<br /><br />he puts a smile on everyone's dial<br /><br />i am not too sure what you would think though if a massive one rocked up to your window like this. my mum used to say when i asked her if she would freak out if she woke up to find E.T. in her room (don't even ask me where such questions came from), that, no she wouldn't.<br />AS IF, i would flip <br /><br />E.T. aside, buy instant happiness <a href="http://www.jbox.com/PRODUCT/FY679">here</a>:<br />hee HEEEEEEEEEguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-33009983777063572562008-04-16T18:27:00.002+00:002008-04-16T18:36:05.789+00:00I'M BACK !<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho-70jOyr4i3rQ_aIBe5JdHUZ-U1SW9xdLnDvonRZug8_vivvHoU4dgukAN0diWsDfqp1yoqW6mhftc0L7yWO7xsGY0_5zKaTUZcbNY_eTBiVyF6uPn1xe22w4G8X8cVERs_j4U9ml4_u6/s1600-h/clown.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho-70jOyr4i3rQ_aIBe5JdHUZ-U1SW9xdLnDvonRZug8_vivvHoU4dgukAN0diWsDfqp1yoqW6mhftc0L7yWO7xsGY0_5zKaTUZcbNY_eTBiVyF6uPn1xe22w4G8X8cVERs_j4U9ml4_u6/s400/clown.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189912915641729906" /></a><br /><br />hi everyone<br /><br />ok i thought i'd kick this thing up the arse and get some more opinions out there<br /><br />please don't unlink to this page, or i will come round to your house and rub my clown make-up off on your clean pillow slips. that wouldn't be very nice would it<br /><br />we all know clowns rule, and that pierott is the best one to have ever lived. and it's nice that goldfrapp is taking inspiration from him, but madonna did it first. boring. italians do it better tooguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-79262039422944686682007-09-29T14:52:00.000+00:002007-09-29T15:02:12.365+00:00to neverland and beyond<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLSJ2PnlSqrvyr-VtO_wBSxdo2LaynWiIVc9LONslKajPoK8gcVcBZOfIJPhyphenhyphencgr2ezTsNWuFWzS_IGJUtCA3J8GVxYX0lJocSP283IC53cPchCLXN_cXq9xF2yzq-kRcNTasle44wPUJT/s1600-h/p1007.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLSJ2PnlSqrvyr-VtO_wBSxdo2LaynWiIVc9LONslKajPoK8gcVcBZOfIJPhyphenhyphencgr2ezTsNWuFWzS_IGJUtCA3J8GVxYX0lJocSP283IC53cPchCLXN_cXq9xF2yzq-kRcNTasle44wPUJT/s400/p1007.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5115639921552371026" /></a><br /><br />i dunno about you but i was never taken to disneyland when i was young. i had to wait until i was in my 20s to go to eurodisney.<br /><br />and i tell you what, they had nothing as good as this ride there<br /><br />imagine, michael jackson fighting aliens with the power to turn them into his dancers !!! it's really good, directed by francis ford copollo, produced by george lucas and co-staring anjelica huston. it blows pirates of the caribbean out of the water<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cF2oqLaeE1k"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cF2oqLaeE1k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-41478292594687247022007-09-20T14:19:00.000+00:002007-09-20T14:21:12.643+00:00how good would it be...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGt7H39qbVahA9pb6BOnsp7y8SPaVW96idTA6MTqYo45pbtzLb4OpfutxcKjP8q_6MIFD2JtfvtdPzEXoYFlPWJFnJ5ZXCC1N4FTdaIK75jJywKwteQhGHiSkuKAK-j3I5FMGKPse0R_p8/s1600-h/balloons.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGt7H39qbVahA9pb6BOnsp7y8SPaVW96idTA6MTqYo45pbtzLb4OpfutxcKjP8q_6MIFD2JtfvtdPzEXoYFlPWJFnJ5ZXCC1N4FTdaIK75jJywKwteQhGHiSkuKAK-j3I5FMGKPse0R_p8/s400/balloons.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5112291117565367250" /></a><br /><br />if we all travelled around like this. imagineguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-73809596828574811932007-07-13T12:03:00.000+00:002007-07-13T12:05:18.686+00:00gordon brown<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2FvrllVTQ0Q98eun2Pf3kAUDbgw7MSFYIiRDwf3pwmjl-4MjHeLBrmCccCpZtwNLjLNebBfDwHHefO-FLt96ijDSqolaMWmiAV7pgaRRFdXL1b6qO1GnplD7jY8AVMgGwlPPvTiXMXlxt/s1600-h/Darth-Vader.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2FvrllVTQ0Q98eun2Pf3kAUDbgw7MSFYIiRDwf3pwmjl-4MjHeLBrmCccCpZtwNLjLNebBfDwHHefO-FLt96ijDSqolaMWmiAV7pgaRRFdXL1b6qO1GnplD7jY8AVMgGwlPPvTiXMXlxt/s400/Darth-Vader.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086651304375426002" /></a><br /><br />has a really good voiceguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-44787075245579148302007-07-12T09:17:00.000+00:002007-07-12T09:59:42.175+00:00coz i'm so so so so so so bored<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgPFEPZZXl31PHcWi9bpFOdJLLHts_HP7-hwSgXmsnsB29IO03YqPHw1ucItZDU9ODWbIa5lLzg-N_zjoSFydEZKlz6-HPLiwzL9j6tQzlcwDxu9iLRprQHIPrYMsym5Hq5r-wMVMfznAU/s1600-h/JasperJohnsFlags-400x263.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgPFEPZZXl31PHcWi9bpFOdJLLHts_HP7-hwSgXmsnsB29IO03YqPHw1ucItZDU9ODWbIa5lLzg-N_zjoSFydEZKlz6-HPLiwzL9j6tQzlcwDxu9iLRprQHIPrYMsym5Hq5r-wMVMfznAU/s400/JasperJohnsFlags-400x263.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086237385492208562" /></a><br /><br />enough already<br /><br />how many shows do we have to go to and listen to americans go on and on and on and on and on about bush<br /><br />who gives a shit?<br /><br />do you think that anyone in the audience DOESN'T share your view? and the one person that doesn't is even listening?<br /><br />recent offenders have been: patti smith (numero uno), devo, tori amos, joan as policewoman, fishcerspooner, sonic youth ...the list goes on. baically, if they come from america, they'll go on and on about it<br /><br />thank god for vincent gallo<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinwj484Kx4TUU371f1sFOITZD6hYOn0seNoz0arswGYKALa67jebiCssL2CNKhXc19e_KbKT25rESfPj0YiN-F9k6mhftmhBGqtNB4VtJt-Hhf2ElHVKgWFc4HKOOYUbGtU1cI47JYS5ZE/s1600-h/13-lrg.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinwj484Kx4TUU371f1sFOITZD6hYOn0seNoz0arswGYKALa67jebiCssL2CNKhXc19e_KbKT25rESfPj0YiN-F9k6mhftmhBGqtNB4VtJt-Hhf2ElHVKgWFc4HKOOYUbGtU1cI47JYS5ZE/s320/13-lrg.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086247607514373058" /></a>guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-35283513648904480012007-06-16T00:56:00.001+00:002007-06-16T01:00:01.544+00:00fuckin hottest thing on earth<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZwN9ZTih2BX5QmG5wzKcj7OsI2jXmEGisfghVlqWcBCcpN1Wim9O2hf20pDYXr1GSHD_2TwDeHnw9otM3gvemVegQ1TenRA6PFc75OwrYm2kIZvM6xDH2zf6k4tcSFheC6GzWMRDaAfvd/s1600-h/warhol_dh.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZwN9ZTih2BX5QmG5wzKcj7OsI2jXmEGisfghVlqWcBCcpN1Wim9O2hf20pDYXr1GSHD_2TwDeHnw9otM3gvemVegQ1TenRA6PFc75OwrYm2kIZvM6xDH2zf6k4tcSFheC6GzWMRDaAfvd/s400/warhol_dh.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076459921018148578" /></a><br /><br />so fuckin good<br /><br />show me someone better that has fronted a band EVER and i will eat your poo<br /><br />totally top 05<br /><br />and they are in no particular order:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">kate bush<br />debbie harry<br />bjork<br />joanna newsom<br />nina simone</span>guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-91170640522639733022007-06-15T18:13:00.000+00:002007-06-15T18:25:48.974+00:00absolutely fucked<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB_EwLEPSXC2CfPpQn7yrUdliIBaCCV4a085QLY9rwX8erUWasWL0QwD0JsTNox5xWx3B03DkOohm1m5HCXFVQ2KfNOVezk2Ta8uB4HuiXG_Nt-6HozU-amqtFdsAPNOdDxs-WxYV3nqDC/s1600-h/twotaps.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB_EwLEPSXC2CfPpQn7yrUdliIBaCCV4a085QLY9rwX8erUWasWL0QwD0JsTNox5xWx3B03DkOohm1m5HCXFVQ2KfNOVezk2Ta8uB4HuiXG_Nt-6HozU-amqtFdsAPNOdDxs-WxYV3nqDC/s400/twotaps.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076359015056496338" /></a><br /><br /><br />what the fuck do sinks with two taps exist for ?<br /><br />who can use them ? how, and why ??<br /><br />it's either freezing cold, or boiling hot. actually, i lie, there is a split second window you can use the hot tap before it cooks the skin off your hands, then you have to go to the cold, which you will pretty much just end up washing your hands under. and i always find hands washed in cold water are harder to dry. like cold water sticks to them more.<br /><br />and before you say it, as IF i am going to fill the sink and wash my hands that way. maybe if it was in my own house, but then again i would NEVER live in a house with them. actually i lie again, i have. but i moved out<br /><br />just get a mixer tap moronsguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-71462149737659251532007-06-08T18:56:00.001+00:002007-06-08T19:00:40.550+00:00gay as you wanna be<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHb9T-5SDDbWvZXsUEwYPku_Cq3NZH2Rw_ecz8i3DnOpAGd2reOfziVCgsjRCYUSZXc9IxeJmDebzbqipbCgpzf8wVvDRm3Fmr3Cd_lrm5kkKjgsidMS-GizW2DVsMcYx197cryCulUpiG/s1600-h/dorothy.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHb9T-5SDDbWvZXsUEwYPku_Cq3NZH2Rw_ecz8i3DnOpAGd2reOfziVCgsjRCYUSZXc9IxeJmDebzbqipbCgpzf8wVvDRm3Fmr3Cd_lrm5kkKjgsidMS-GizW2DVsMcYx197cryCulUpiG/s400/dorothy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073769562093868722" /></a><br /><br />there is no denying that the wizard of oz is the best film ever made, just look to shining beacons like<br /><br />john waters<br />gus vant sant<br />and of course david lynch<br /><br />for confirmation of this title<br /><br />and with this shot as one of your screen tests, as if you weren't the right choiceguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-49598747117966073902007-06-01T11:15:00.000+00:002007-06-01T11:53:01.263+00:00so foul but so good<strong>this</strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha_oRq5PTVwYnDqsCx8U5dfRVRhU5vFgK1kfzsZ22UHSQf09dk1Z_yMF6m519JPwuL0uz_q3Qg_vJLON3slzJHHcof3ECqkuo0jSp5HIZQ7ij0qYfKvwhOBhuxtkbp5A83Rmf81WX-D1fj/s1600-h/173242642_4c8c43c2d2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha_oRq5PTVwYnDqsCx8U5dfRVRhU5vFgK1kfzsZ22UHSQf09dk1Z_yMF6m519JPwuL0uz_q3Qg_vJLON3slzJHHcof3ECqkuo0jSp5HIZQ7ij0qYfKvwhOBhuxtkbp5A83Rmf81WX-D1fj/s400/173242642_4c8c43c2d2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5071053366582500658" /></a><br /><strong>and ond of these</strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF-z7prR_0RPGtWpVFEUIavGq44WOOxI-vfXRAZHxdM_Kzu4sTiBNgDZDTTYFbv1Flq2qS3wF9exE9wNjlH8_WjoPhyphenhyphens-y_R_wGQ6czhOq48uYEF9G7imgjZjgcg9FjzRF1bgLySM95a8-/s1600-h/imageproducts.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF-z7prR_0RPGtWpVFEUIavGq44WOOxI-vfXRAZHxdM_Kzu4sTiBNgDZDTTYFbv1Flq2qS3wF9exE9wNjlH8_WjoPhyphenhyphens-y_R_wGQ6czhOq48uYEF9G7imgjZjgcg9FjzRF1bgLySM95a8-/s400/imageproducts.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5071053619985571154" /></a><br /><strong>= heaven</strong><br /><br />for some reason on my ride into work this morning my mouth was watering, thinking of a bakery meat pie (similar to those served at dinkum's in the block arcade in melbourne. top pies served by some beaut sheilas. and to think it was under threat of closure, by wanker yuppies scoffing their crap dry sushi rolls and diet cokes. hideous) covered in tomato sauce and washed down with an ice cold strawberry big m.<br /><br />that filthy sweet pink dairy disaster is the perfect foil to the crap meat in an overcooked pastry shell with tangy ketchup running down your hand. i'll take that any day over a pizza nut, a pizza nut, mcrancid, mcrancid, kentucky bleached chicken or a pizza nut<br /><br />really good. and all the better if you have an apple cake or monkey face on hand afterwards<br /><br />the last time i had this was last october with poggio in blairgowrie on the way to his birthday party. it was my first meal since arriving in melbourne and it couldn't have been better. we were even served by rose porteous's lost cousin, what a genius. the party was also the best party of last year, except my £100 cardigan was destroyed by a whole bottle of red wine. man<br /><br /><strong>and i'll leave you with this inspired advertising:</strong><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4sUHrS-5hVA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4sUHrS-5hVA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-5193848018653377292007-05-18T14:27:00.000+00:002007-05-18T14:36:21.826+00:00celeb. the verdictfuck i hate the word celeb, it sounds rancid. pretty much as foul as the people it is used to sum up now, like the most dull waste of fame and space on this earth, mischa barton. boring as shit. vanish somewhere and get a real job<br /><br /><strong>as an antidote, her is a real celebirity looking awesome</strong><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeG53Y6rzQMVXQizzx6XwnYyuW8CCBmpPY50pNgTKGvuhVoWeQPYZGKBut64873zZw1Mi-3P-jJhjwjE1oSVX_0Clz0ik5Vf5-byFEwZ6fhJZKtL2A5v64ZjJ4tORn8At8q_dk_ATxvXLs/s1600-h/Chic-Blesk-Krasota-00.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeG53Y6rzQMVXQizzx6XwnYyuW8CCBmpPY50pNgTKGvuhVoWeQPYZGKBut64873zZw1Mi-3P-jJhjwjE1oSVX_0Clz0ik5Vf5-byFEwZ6fhJZKtL2A5v64ZjJ4tORn8At8q_dk_ATxvXLs/s400/Chic-Blesk-Krasota-00.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065909479357188386" /></a>guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-4862139025808259662007-05-18T12:09:00.000+00:002007-05-18T12:15:05.495+00:00don't be dull<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhczYUq-XLsrwM41VAeE0B3fPE41tpvot2Z514GQRXzOBmBC88jsAVPjX6uM39s373fdQu9uxZv0SDFxB3YS8ZMLQq5B1qch-GizIgPaRBFb79bKrhBlmpjUACOWyoLAAK9FJRRT7W0BLAi/s1600-h/102-954.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhczYUq-XLsrwM41VAeE0B3fPE41tpvot2Z514GQRXzOBmBC88jsAVPjX6uM39s373fdQu9uxZv0SDFxB3YS8ZMLQq5B1qch-GizIgPaRBFb79bKrhBlmpjUACOWyoLAAK9FJRRT7W0BLAi/s400/102-954.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065872001472563442" /></a><br /><br />why use drab pastels and earth tones when you can have fluorescents ?<br /><br />use it in your fashion, home decoration, artwork, car details and accessories<br /><br />but in moderation of course<br /><br /><strong>and as if this wasn't the most desirable thing to have at school</strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9hJNcaDqpjbkWXr5XsTMcL6NN9YSzuM6zLw852RMNUeJvWxlBxtkE__tW9YHxpBGoeLmjll5U7mPYVKve3-WIRWoGIkirEkE_3YGlhzCRVSQFIRiwCjFP_Vv6aEv_7xYS2fhJzu-sV1HB/s1600-h/markers.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9hJNcaDqpjbkWXr5XsTMcL6NN9YSzuM6zLw852RMNUeJvWxlBxtkE__tW9YHxpBGoeLmjll5U7mPYVKve3-WIRWoGIkirEkE_3YGlhzCRVSQFIRiwCjFP_Vv6aEv_7xYS2fhJzu-sV1HB/s200/markers.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065872293530339586" /></a>guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-89063759425182175932007-05-18T10:20:00.000+00:002007-05-18T10:46:32.792+00:00what a ledg !<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwqupUUqvPjRn_k7CZrM3lPFWdJ4gxjpj7Hi_ULpNHMhRKJnMd47hdH2SB4lYYW2IWCfLQKMEAY36Jty8xfVo5ztdUhVEAn6kMsAevhPO_0PWZBMLLoz5SwLjxHX3zXh7Lc1tjXYxgx1Ag/s1600-h/30733.x-news-carlosd.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwqupUUqvPjRn_k7CZrM3lPFWdJ4gxjpj7Hi_ULpNHMhRKJnMd47hdH2SB4lYYW2IWCfLQKMEAY36Jty8xfVo5ztdUhVEAn6kMsAevhPO_0PWZBMLLoz5SwLjxHX3zXh7Lc1tjXYxgx1Ag/s400/30733.x-news-carlosd.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065850011240007906" /></a><br /><br /><strong>carlos d from interpol.</strong> now with added greyhound (second best dog in the world)<br /><br />not only is he the only person whose haircut i have copied, but in his latest venture as a film and televisoin composer, he has revealed that his favourite composers are : Henryk Gorecki, Arvo Pärt, and Dmitri Shostakovich<br /><br />oh my god. mine too<br /><br />also carlos, i had a moustache first, but it was only for 3 days in switzerland<br /><br /><strong>more genius seen here:</strong><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sD6dKvVFzog"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sD6dKvVFzog" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-29786301201919082122007-05-16T18:21:00.000+00:002007-05-16T18:24:51.061+00:00...and while we aknowledge the underrated<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsosPllAmG9o4MMmhfiiJMBQVqjP13Y2_HaKXqNFftuqnky0Iyr4BguUO4NxuciawnHrZju29k4ruOk4zryKceURq6beOv6-Z-PUQswcxsqxilT9lTksGyg3To4clJJjZpCBzLX1Worsih/s1600-h/wilde.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsosPllAmG9o4MMmhfiiJMBQVqjP13Y2_HaKXqNFftuqnky0Iyr4BguUO4NxuciawnHrZju29k4ruOk4zryKceURq6beOv6-Z-PUQswcxsqxilT9lTksGyg3To4clJJjZpCBzLX1Worsih/s400/wilde.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065225540175038674" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />KIM WILDE</span><br /><br />hello ?<br /><br />genius<br /><br />why would you listen to bonnie prince billy, cat power (now especially), bjork's last album (god), that guy from pavement or the pixies when you can have kim wilde ?guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-55665194593478979762007-05-16T17:38:00.000+00:002007-05-16T18:20:27.744+00:00the greatest character ever created for television<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgyjjP6u1RyohXXvTeUehUNvL7EXKnnaEfk_Zmz14JapPnIaMEyWszVtwKTivy4b3qhgxIDlGWfW7mTbPXp6V2DwZaX6-0oKDZ5jcR7PghbG-A9ffPwdfOvcGcHKoL9mEezhi1dBIWEHXX/s1600-h/audrey.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgyjjP6u1RyohXXvTeUehUNvL7EXKnnaEfk_Zmz14JapPnIaMEyWszVtwKTivy4b3qhgxIDlGWfW7mTbPXp6V2DwZaX6-0oKDZ5jcR7PghbG-A9ffPwdfOvcGcHKoL9mEezhi1dBIWEHXX/s400/audrey.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065224337584195778" /></a><br /><br />audrey horne. sherilyn fenn's finest hour. <br /><br />now that you are old, it isn't two moon junction, it's not actually that great or even sexy, especially now that it's not handed around school on a worn out tape someones older brother recorded when it was on late and rated AO. that show where she was in rehab was ok, but could anyone watch it more than once? unfortunately now she has been reduced to the zedest of the zedest zed grade fodder. there have been a few stand out cameos, her picking her brains out after the car crash in wild at heart was amazing, and as curley's wife in of mice and men, made the whole tedious thing worthwhile actually. her other starring role, boxing helena, flopped just to the bad side of bad, god that film could have been incredible if it was thought out a bit more and julian sands wasn't in it. damn him ruining otherwise reasonable films, it was obvious dario argento had lost steam and THEN he hired him. god <br /><br />anyway back to twin peaks and some reasons for the title she has just earned<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">01</span> she can tongue tie a cherry<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">02</span> she has the best lines<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">03</span> also the best costumes<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">04</span> oh and the best voice<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">05</span> her character is consistently good through out the whole series unlike any of the others, notable awards to cooper of course,maddy, mrs palmer, norma, catherine and pete but even they had their slip ups <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">06</span> similarly to a trait my friend chi admires in people, she was a person<br />"with power who'll abuse their privileges without guilt"<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">07</span> she had the best shoes<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">08</span> she went undercover in a brothel<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">09</span> she was incredibly compassionate<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">10</span> she was very smart<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">11</span> she had the best hair<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">12</span> she has a great mole beside her eyebrow<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">13</span> that scene was great where she puts a pencil into the side of a polystyrene cup<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">14</span> she spies on her father<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">15</span> she knew almost as much as the cops did, finding out herself<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">16</span> she looked so hot in that cat mask hiding from her father in one eyed jacks<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">17</span> she danced in the RR diner<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">18</span> she had cooper round her little finger<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">19</span> she changed her sensible shoes for heels at school. amazing<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">20</span> the way she looked when she smoked<br /><br />what a fine actress. shame not many people have seen that in her. but apparently she is directing nowguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-46254129698378140682007-05-08T13:21:00.000+00:002007-05-08T13:26:45.738+00:00hey listen up ...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9EjavULJvnDKzm0Xc6_TEPVZUVscMVTwtDToywN6YNQ88kEebp7bPFRG5-7yVMnczG_s_ihTnK6SUkawNqgiIOAF-hOkbmsYkeD255f7uUCAPC2g_hkX3SNtBT6l9T7AL7CIsuiDw4THI/s1600-h/diamandaweb.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9EjavULJvnDKzm0Xc6_TEPVZUVscMVTwtDToywN6YNQ88kEebp7bPFRG5-7yVMnczG_s_ihTnK6SUkawNqgiIOAF-hOkbmsYkeD255f7uUCAPC2g_hkX3SNtBT6l9T7AL7CIsuiDw4THI/s400/diamandaweb.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5062179632974383490" /></a><br /><br />diamanda fuckin rocks. but don't tell her she is rock, or gothic or doomy. you FUCKIN IDIOTS !<br /><br />last nights performance at the barbican was better than any new music this yearguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-33087991400611674932007-05-07T15:14:00.000+00:002007-05-08T15:13:10.942+00:00the most terrifying moments of my life ... in film<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSZrGI1VzJJCkEWZTwdSkH1K6ROkjLhS2oWgHhsDrYjetgSy1xEUVxNEEz5BVfG8uR0Q7_QPpTXALIgV8w6cDByMdJa6AE0EQHF2G0CEDpDsy7cBWY41E2bJDvWgklbiZNNG0_ovzmz08K/s1600-h/BOB.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSZrGI1VzJJCkEWZTwdSkH1K6ROkjLhS2oWgHhsDrYjetgSy1xEUVxNEEz5BVfG8uR0Q7_QPpTXALIgV8w6cDByMdJa6AE0EQHF2G0CEDpDsy7cBWY41E2bJDvWgklbiZNNG0_ovzmz08K/s400/BOB.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5061943826384931186" /></a><br /><br />recently after a huge twin peaks renaissance (now all available on dvd, finally thank god) i was reminded of the most terrifying character the cinema has ever dreamed up. bob. <br />when twin peaks was first aired in australia i would stay up late watching it with mum, she would go to bed half way through leaving me all alone at the end of the house to watch some of the most cruel and horrific television ever made. and i loved every minute of it. i think the only thing that allowed me to sleep afterwards was the singapore girl appearing in the ads at the end of each episode. i think it was around the era when she was travelling around london in a black cab.<br />twin peaks started my life long david lynch obsession. above anyone he is probably my all time hero of the arts, even above bjork. but more of that in another blog.<br /><br />so, back to bob and his hideous image. one so cruel and out of any human control and so subtly used as a true vision of terror. even this weekend i hated to look in the mirror, in fear that i would see bob's face looking back. bob got me thinking about some other monsters that have given me the heebee geebees in the past, so in no particular order here are five of them<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">01 the wheelers from return to oz</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFYNQkXwCmG-Vu-kuqQs3AqFlKfHscqRAFmVT3BXaJeo2KlpYPA-sm21eXw2XBPTyNyDFT6WxG-RVYgVQ4wznOMiVe3bJREuUZdtO6aX7W6WMQZZPIFIzuc1X9jAeEpUdGMIxWfqshOw-M/s1600-h/wheeler.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFYNQkXwCmG-Vu-kuqQs3AqFlKfHscqRAFmVT3BXaJeo2KlpYPA-sm21eXw2XBPTyNyDFT6WxG-RVYgVQ4wznOMiVe3bJREuUZdtO6aX7W6WMQZZPIFIzuc1X9jAeEpUdGMIxWfqshOw-M/s200/wheeler.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5061943615931533666" /></a><br /><br />even mum was shit scared when she took my brother and i to see return to oz. she thought it was the worst, most horrific thing she had ever seen. i think it was all in the wheelers laugh, i remember their wheels rolling and horrific cackles coming from groups of them. and their arms were so long. yuck<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">02 jaws 3</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7mRxuBoy8Qt7szZk-YCuwMSGHeypFWcU7AHyBbRzsOSJp8naR2Fh4EHxcbiuU97UmvebiGAtXDT_mqOcehd3Ic5ec-i7ppT5WQtj2VaFrslDD3YaHk3TGLf-dJNqfcmzwMrL3R3IyLCYk/s1600-h/jaws.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7mRxuBoy8Qt7szZk-YCuwMSGHeypFWcU7AHyBbRzsOSJp8naR2Fh4EHxcbiuU97UmvebiGAtXDT_mqOcehd3Ic5ec-i7ppT5WQtj2VaFrslDD3YaHk3TGLf-dJNqfcmzwMrL3R3IyLCYk/s200/jaws.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5061943426952972626" /></a><br /><br />unfortunately i saw it on vid, and missed the amazing 3D cinema experience. do you think it will ever be re-released? i would sit on the couch with my eyes covered asking my bros to tell me when the coast was clear (ha) and the action was out of the water. he always lied. from then on every time i was in our pool i wasconvinced a james bond style trap door would open and jaws would be let into our pool. crazy. i bet it looks terrible now <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">03 freddy in the water bed from nightmare on elm street 4 i think</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEuLFo7UHStY7TrqXlYdat8VqEhxit5xlcVcr-CXY19AxGZSPAytTObYYux_JqfdDqpCkeGD_jNlKxY-ZPY0xGgERc0HcYd79RMlMdihZ2LjgViUVRW5puleVobi2yt3N2cv2m6ecs_mbw/s1600-h/freddy.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEuLFo7UHStY7TrqXlYdat8VqEhxit5xlcVcr-CXY19AxGZSPAytTObYYux_JqfdDqpCkeGD_jNlKxY-ZPY0xGgERc0HcYd79RMlMdihZ2LjgViUVRW5puleVobi2yt3N2cv2m6ecs_mbw/s200/freddy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5061943237974411586" /></a><br /><br />when this was on tv, we turned it around and watched it on the balcony of our house in sleeping bags. it made it like 10 times more horrific. wow what a series of films. i have never ever sat or slept on a water bed, and probably now never will<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">04 the skeksis from the dark crystal</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4jgpd-hhomtphGS6TQygmmHU4kQMcAduYSEdUngbRXaTa9PRaGeXwCH68Pgh9u49KP-_MQ42K7TJiNXrJn02bIDkLaamsjDMUTd49uVOHu5P5OSw0V1dL_hq0a8uPWaMgQHEgyuZrqjuA/s1600-h/d_skeksis.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4jgpd-hhomtphGS6TQygmmHU4kQMcAduYSEdUngbRXaTa9PRaGeXwCH68Pgh9u49KP-_MQ42K7TJiNXrJn02bIDkLaamsjDMUTd49uVOHu5P5OSw0V1dL_hq0a8uPWaMgQHEgyuZrqjuA/s200/d_skeksis.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5061943044700883250" /></a><br /><br />hideous. evil. this film is full of so much beauty that the evil feels 100 times worse than it probably is. the skeksis wore really great robes, and had good cutlery too. it's hard to imagine one of them alive, so the terror, probably for me, comes in what they must feel like. HIDEOUS. and the way they crumble when they die <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">05 mad max</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH9x3FCwnEOL_41fm0LPRcl3kVqCgvJ_DCKGdPz8NGdLVXkD2KH4sd9uy9wUnkT7-l3tFmeIkZQAuJv0VGP1c2UJTP24ZXgyRFfAlp0oVgTW10CFCPDn3Y-2DXjoVvsRrBoR-fEJdK89A8/s1600-h/Mad-Max.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH9x3FCwnEOL_41fm0LPRcl3kVqCgvJ_DCKGdPz8NGdLVXkD2KH4sd9uy9wUnkT7-l3tFmeIkZQAuJv0VGP1c2UJTP24ZXgyRFfAlp0oVgTW10CFCPDn3Y-2DXjoVvsRrBoR-fEJdK89A8/s200/Mad-Max.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5061942787002845474" /></a><br /><br />possibly the most bleak real vision of the near future. lots of things didn't help with this one. i was far too young the first time i saw it, and also was familiar with lots of the places it was filmed. there is not a glimmer of hope anywhere in this film, truly harrowing. a absolute brilliant vision. all of the mad max films are great even when it gets all return-of-the-jedi-tina-turner-saxaphoney (possibly the best film tie in song ever). this poster is amazing too, it makes it look more like that unreal stallone film cobra than what it actually is<br /><br />few moments in cinema now can conjure this true terror i felt with the above films when i first saw them. i am not sure if i have been desensitised or if they are just crap now. each time a new horror appears i hope for that feeling of the original hills have eyes, even the last scene of blair witch ...and especially another bob. <br /><br />come on scare me !guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8364055178919071405.post-89753886914819190642007-05-07T15:05:00.000+00:002007-05-07T15:12:58.055+00:00an example of drugs doing good things<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglzCaT9TKIZTZPlkYsQ38YHffOfoXVD2aS8F8dGQPfAJjeUsbuKJNWbC6xAtu3xQxOuSFim6ftrocc6pKhvgTmdMy9E1Eh55duLvYcoc5Me2Fq2m52P8JzQlaMyGxcM2XIkCu-0URnbNnS/s1600-h/vhkb1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglzCaT9TKIZTZPlkYsQ38YHffOfoXVD2aS8F8dGQPfAJjeUsbuKJNWbC6xAtu3xQxOuSFim6ftrocc6pKhvgTmdMy9E1Eh55duLvYcoc5Me2Fq2m52P8JzQlaMyGxcM2XIkCu-0URnbNnS/s400/vhkb1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5061835335511034034" /></a>guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09707734742793807719noreply@blogger.com0