Monday, 21 April 2008

nice one fatso

so the papers were today flooded with sob stories about john prescott suffering from bulimia

care factor

what a brave man telling his country in such an honest way

keep it to yourself pig, just like those 35 big macs each day on the way home

just the thought of seeing him 'sup' on a can of condensed milk whilst eating 2 packets of biscuits makes my stomach turn. take a look in the mirror next time you need to purge

Sunday, 20 April 2008

we all know she is a cunt now...

but she gave so much goodness

and david banda is very cute

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Wednesday, 16 April 2008

get happy

so we all know work can be a drag. jesus. and sometimes you find you have had to cut out kelly osbourne's grossly over-sized head one too many times. something smiling back at you always helps, especially if it isn't just a crumby happy face biscuit

this week totoro landed on my desk. but unfortunately he will only be there for a few days before he jets off to spend his life with chloe

he puts a smile on everyone's dial

i am not too sure what you would think though if a massive one rocked up to your window like this. my mum used to say when i asked her if she would freak out if she woke up to find E.T. in her room (don't even ask me where such questions came from), that, no she wouldn't.
AS IF, i would flip

E.T. aside, buy instant happiness here:


hi everyone

ok i thought i'd kick this thing up the arse and get some more opinions out there

please don't unlink to this page, or i will come round to your house and rub my clown make-up off on your clean pillow slips. that wouldn't be very nice would it

we all know clowns rule, and that pierott is the best one to have ever lived. and it's nice that goldfrapp is taking inspiration from him, but madonna did it first. boring. italians do it better too