Friday, 17 October 2008


so, best news this century, finally she is going to leave that dick guy ritchie

BUT don't go back to new york. imagine how shit it will make london, just imagine. who will be left here? fuckin NO ONE?

Thursday, 4 September 2008

what next?

arnie for governor
paris for president
and now sarah connor for vice-president


Friday, 29 August 2008

enough already

is this a madonna concert or something?


Wednesday, 20 August 2008

yma sumac

go you fucking good thing

last weekend my friend pog re-introduced me to the wonder of this amazing woman. yma sumac is an influence on everyone you could ever want to like.
she is the diamanda galas you can play at dinner parties andthe video above was directly ripped off by kate bush in her sensual world video.

yma sumac recorded an extraordinarily wide vocal range of more than four octaves, from B2 to C♯7 (approximately 123 to 2270 Hz). she can sing notes in the baritone register as well as the range of a soprano. watch the video for chuncho (the forest creatures) to see

she is also believed to be a direct descendant of the last incan emperor

sadly yma is now holed up in an old people's home in LA, adn will never perform again

what a fantastic week. new david byrne and brian eno album AND yma sumac we just have to hope someone will kill kimberly stewart

Friday, 23 May 2008


twenty bucks to anyone who drops a canonball on david cameron. stupid wanker. or pours acid down his throat to get rid of the fuckin voice. another 20 bucks if you take out boris too. look at that tie, complete disgrace


Monday, 21 April 2008

nice one fatso

so the papers were today flooded with sob stories about john prescott suffering from bulimia

care factor

what a brave man telling his country in such an honest way

keep it to yourself pig, just like those 35 big macs each day on the way home

just the thought of seeing him 'sup' on a can of condensed milk whilst eating 2 packets of biscuits makes my stomach turn. take a look in the mirror next time you need to purge

Sunday, 20 April 2008

we all know she is a cunt now...

but she gave so much goodness

and david banda is very cute

join the group if you favour facebook: