Friday, 17 October 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
so, best news this century, finally she is going to leave that dick guy ritchie
BUT don't go back to new york. imagine how shit it will make london, just imagine. who will be left here? fuckin NO ONE?
Thursday, 4 September 2008
Friday, 29 August 2008
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
yma sumac
go you fucking good thing
last weekend my friend pog re-introduced me to the wonder of this amazing woman. yma sumac is an influence on everyone you could ever want to like.
she is the diamanda galas you can play at dinner parties andthe video above was directly ripped off by kate bush in her sensual world video.
yma sumac recorded an extraordinarily wide vocal range of more than four octaves, from B2 to C♯7 (approximately 123 to 2270 Hz). she can sing notes in the baritone register as well as the range of a soprano. watch the video for chuncho (the forest creatures) to see
she is also believed to be a direct descendant of the last incan emperor
sadly yma is now holed up in an old people's home in LA, adn will never perform again
what a fantastic week. new david byrne and brian eno album AND yma sumac ...now we just have to hope someone will kill kimberly stewart
Friday, 23 May 2008
MONEY UP FOR GRABS !!!
Monday, 21 April 2008
nice one fatso
so the papers were today flooded with sob stories about john prescott suffering from bulimia
care factor
what a brave man telling his country in such an honest way
keep it to yourself pig, just like those 35 big macs each day on the way home
just the thought of seeing him 'sup' on a can of condensed milk whilst eating 2 packets of biscuits makes my stomach turn. take a look in the mirror next time you need to purge
Sunday, 20 April 2008
we all know she is a cunt now...
Wednesday, 16 April 2008
get happy
so we all know work can be a drag. jesus. and sometimes you find you have had to cut out kelly osbourne's grossly over-sized head one too many times. something smiling back at you always helps, especially if it isn't just a crumby happy face biscuit
this week totoro landed on my desk. but unfortunately he will only be there for a few days before he jets off to spend his life with chloe
he puts a smile on everyone's dial
i am not too sure what you would think though if a massive one rocked up to your window like this. my mum used to say when i asked her if she would freak out if she woke up to find E.T. in her room (don't even ask me where such questions came from), that, no she wouldn't.
AS IF, i would flip
E.T. aside, buy instant happiness here:
hee HEEEEEEEEE
I'M BACK !
hi everyone
ok i thought i'd kick this thing up the arse and get some more opinions out there
please don't unlink to this page, or i will come round to your house and rub my clown make-up off on your clean pillow slips. that wouldn't be very nice would it
we all know clowns rule, and that pierott is the best one to have ever lived. and it's nice that goldfrapp is taking inspiration from him, but madonna did it first. boring. italians do it better too
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